While Richard sits in his sound proof reviewing chamber listening to this month’s newest releases on his $1,000 headphones, he would like to send a warm President’s Day hello to all the readers of Invisible Limb. In a rare handwritten message he writes:

I have been listening to several new releases over the past week, writing notes, eating nachos, and basically trying to soak in the music like a indie sponge. Soon I will emerge from my cell and share my notes with you, the adoring fans of rock and roll. Oh, on a side note, President’s Day is coming soon I hear. Does anyone really celebrate that holiday? I wish I had access to Wikipedia so I could find out. I bet Zooey Deschanel sings Christmas songs on President’s Day…

The rest of the letter devolves into a series of comments about the extreme sexiness of the aforementioned actress. I have edited those parts out for adult content. Anyway, while you wait for Richard to post his next update here is a charming video to keep you happy.