So we interviewed a few of our random Myspace friends a while back and no one really cared.  Doesn’t matter to us.  We don’t post things to entertain or please our visitors.  Everyone knows the only reason we run this site is to get free cds.

Anyway, there was one more Myspace interview that I hadn’t gotten around to posting.  It was with a guy named Phil who plays in a one man band called Phil and the Osophers.  All of the hilarious interview is available after the jump.

Hello Phil. Who are you?

I don’t know but I passed my driver’s license test on the first try.

Is it true your employer pays you in quarters, which you then proceed to squander on the jukebox in your local bar?

No I bring my check to the bank and raise a fuss until they convert it into “jukesos” which is my word for quarters.

What is your favorite part of being our friend on Myspace? How have we affected you?

I like our breakfasts in bed and romantic talks about the future the most.

Where did you find the Osophers? How many of them are there?

Eleven, I actually bought them by the carton and tried to hatch the whole dozen but one skipped town.

What do you love about New York? What do you hate about the Yankees?

That’s funny I’ve been working on a similar math equation:

love + ny = 5% x =23r[ / pi

…solve for Yankees and there’s your answer.

You have a song called My Ex-Stacy. Did this song used to be called My Current Girlfriend Stacy?

I think I knew a Stacy once!!!!!

How many Myspace friends do you have? Are there any you want to get rid of but are too lazy to find and delete?

Like most bands, I have more friends than are interested in me.

Have you ever gone on a date with a girl you met on the internet?

Pass.

What is your favorite Vin Diesel movie?

Casablanca.

How well do you think this interview is going so far?

Well done on this side, we should probably flip it.

Where do you find the awesome jokes on your website?

They were there went I bought the place.

What is your message to young people?

Available in sizes S-XXL.

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To learn more about Philip and his friends the Osophers, click to his Myspace page.

http://www.myspace.com/philandtheosophers